Week 7 Fellas! Hard to believe we are already about to be halfway done with the regular season. Between the commissioner duties, and managing a hard-nose fantasy team, I’m starting to feel like Browns Baker Mayfield….Let’s get to the rankings:
1. Buck-ee’s – Commish
2. Lemme See Your Pitts – Jake Odenweller (4-2)
Jake Odenweller – Manager: B
QB – Jalen Hurts: B+
RB – Omarion Hampton: C (Dead)
RB – Jordan Mason: B-
RB – Kenneth Gainwell: D+ and Tony Pollard: C-
WR – Puka Nacua: A (Dead)
WR – Jaylen Waddle: B+
WR – Amon-Ra St. Brown: A
WR – Stefon Diggs: C+
TE – Darren Waller: B
Overall Team Grade: B+
3. 1st Down Syndrome – Lance Taylor (4-2)
Lance Taylor – Manager: A-
QB – Josh Allen: A+
RB – Bijan Robinson: A
RB – Kyren Williams: B+
RB – Kenneth Walker: C
WR – Jerry Jeudy: D+
WR – Xavier Worthy: B-
WR – Michael Pittman: C+
WR – Wandale Robinson: C-
TE – Evan Engram: C-
Overall Team Grade: C+
4. Saquon Deez Nuts – Evan Tooley (3-3)
Evan Tooley – Manager: B
QB – Lamar Jackson: B (Dead)
RB – Saquon Barkley: B+
RB – Quinshon Judkins: B-
RB – Cam Skattebo: B
WR – Drake London: B+
WR – Deebo Samuel: B
WR – Mike Evans: C+ (Dead)
TE – Dallas Goedert: A-
Overall Team Grade: B
5. Nabers Dead – Matthew Sherrick (3-3)
Matthew Sherrick – Manager: B-
QB – Jayden Daniels: B-
RB – Jonathan Taylor: A+
RB – David Montgomery: B-
RB – Kimani Vidal: C+
WR – Malik Nabers: Dead
WR – Jaxon Smith-Njigba: A
WR – Devonta Smith: C
WR – Khalil Shakir: C-
TE – Tucker Kraft: B+
Overall Team Grade: C+
6. Quantitative – Andrew Arney (3-3)
Andrew Arney – Manager: C
QB – Drake Maye: A-
RB – Alvin Kamara: C+
RB – James Cook: A-
RB – Keandre Miller: D+
WR – AJ Brown: C+
WR – Nico Collins: B+
WR – Rashee Rice: B
WR – Zay Flowers: B-
TE – Jake Ferguson: A+
Overall Team Grade: C
7. Catching Cases, Not Passes – Giovanni Franzese (3-3)
Giovanni Franzese – Manager: B+
QB – Justin Herbert: B
RB – Jahmyr Gibbs: A-
RB – Breece Hall: B-
RB – Javonte Williams: A
WR – Emeka Egbuka: B+ (Dead)
WR – Marvin Harrison: C
WR – Cooper Kupp: C-
TE – Brock Bowers: B- (Dead)
Overall Team Grade: B-
8. CHASE’N TAIL – Dillon Reisinger (3-3)
Dillon Reisinger – Manager: D+
QB – Baker Mayfield: A+
RB – Devon Achane: A
RB – Jaylen Warren: A+
WR – Devante Adams: A-
WR – Jamarr Chase: A+
WR – Keenan Allen: A
TE- Dalton Kincaid: A+
Overall Team Grade: A
9. Charlie’s Team – Drake Olson (3-3)
Drake Olson – Manager: D-
QB – Caleb Williams: C+
RB – Ashton Jeanty: B
RB – Travis Etienne: B-
RB – Rachaad White: C+
WR – CeeDee Lamb: A- (Back from Dead)
WR – Chris Olave: B-
WR – Courtland Sutton: B
WR – Ladd McConkey: B-
TE – Travis Kelce: B
Overall Team Grade: C++
10. Addison HenRae – Reed Pike (2-4)
Reed Pike – Manager: A+ at Getting HIS GUYS (C- everywhere else)
QB – Dak Prescott: B+
RB – Chase Brown: Bust
RB – Derrick Henry: B-
RB – Zach Charbonnet: C-
WR – Garrett Wilson: B+ (Dead)
WR – Jordan Addison: B-
WR – Quentin Johnston: B
TE – George Kittle: B+ (Back from Dead)
Overall Team Grade: B-
11. Scary Tiddas – Dave Carney (2-4)
DAVE HAS WON 2 GAMES! HE’S BACK FROM THE DEAD! NO LONGER IN THE BASEMENT! HE’S GOING TO GO ON A RUN! A+ FOR EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!
12. Creatine Caucasians – JR (1-5)
Cheers – Commissioner