Week 3 is here! Everyone seems to be dead already, so this season could be a battle of who can stay the healthiest. We have 5 undefeated teams, and 5 winless teams – let’s see if this week widens the gap or tightens the standings. Rankings below:
1. Herb Your Enthusiasm – Quin Davis
Record: 2-0 / PF: 292 / W3 Matchup: Andrew Arney
“If this fantasy team was an inanimate object, what would it be?”
Looking at this roster, this team feels like an F-22 Raptor fighter jet.
- Justin Herbert = the twin engines. Not always the loudest QB, but capable of carrying the whole machine.
- Amon-Ra St. Brown, DeVonta Smith, Tee Higgins = precision-guided missiles. Elite route runners who strike from anywhere on the field.
- Kenneth Walker III = afterburners. Explosive and can turn a routine play into a 60-yard takeoff.
- Jeremiyah Love & TreVeyon Henderson = the next-gen weapon systems waiting to be deployed.
- Rome Odunze = the stealth payload. Not fully unleashed yet, but opponents know the damage potential.
- Bengals D/ST = defensive countermeasures.
- The entire roster = built around speed, athleticism, and splash plays rather than brute force.
Personality of the object:
Sleek. Fast. Dangerous. Occasionally frustrating because the technology is so advanced that it doesn’t always perform at maximum efficiency, but when everything clicks, it can dominate anyone in the league.
Fantasy Team Object Rating: 🛩️ F-22 Raptor
- Ceiling: Championship
- Style: Big-play assassin
- Weakness: Depends on explosive performances more than volume from a true workhorse RB1
Honestly, if this roster were an object sitting in a garage, it’d be a black Lamborghini with a hidden nitrous system. Looks good already, but the scary part is that Odunze, Henderson, and Love haven’t completely hit their final form yet.
2. Smack ’em and Sack ’em – Lance Taylor
Record: 2-0 / PF: 278 / W3 Matchup: Dillon Reisinger
“If this fantasy team was an inanimate object, what would it be?”
This team feels like a Nuclear-Powered Aircraft Carrier.
- Drake Maye = the command bridge. Young captain with elite upside who could eventually direct the entire fleet.
- Ashton Jeanty = the newest fighter squadron. The cutting-edge weapon everyone wants to see unleashed.
- Breece Hall = the nuclear reactor. Everything runs better when he’s operating at full power.
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba = a precision fighter jet. Consistent, efficient, and capable of piling up damage over time.
- Christian Watson = a cruise missile. Sometimes quiet, but capable of changing the outcome of a battle with one strike.
- Zay Flowers = the attack helicopter. Fast, elusive, and constantly creating problems in open space.
- Tyler Warren = the experimental weapons system. New, exciting, and loaded with untapped potential.
- Rams D/ST = the carrier’s missile defense system.
- The entire roster = built around depth, versatility, and wave after wave of offensive firepower.
Personality of the object:
Massive. Deep. Relentless. It may not have the single devastating precision strike of a fighter jet, but it overwhelms opponents with options and never seems to run out of ammunition.
When one starter struggles, another weapon system is ready to launch:
- Deebo Samuel
- Michael Pittman Jr.
- Alvin Kamara
- T.J. Hockenson
- Rachaad White
Fantasy Team Object Rating: 🚢 Nuclear-Powered Aircraft Carrier
- Ceiling: Championship
- Style: Sustained offensive assault
- Strength: Incredible depth and lineup flexibility
- Weakness: Relies on several young breakout candidates reaching their full potential
Honestly, if this roster were an object sitting in a harbor, it’d be a 100,000-ton aircraft carrier surrounded by destroyers and loaded with fighter jets. It may not be a sleek team, but it’s built for a long campaign and can absorb hits that would sink most opponents.
3. Dak Lives Matter – Giovanni Franzese
Record: 2-0 / PF: 263 / W3 Matchup: Jared Reiss
“If this fantasy team was an inanimate object, what would it be?”
This team feels like a Heavily Armored Medieval Castle.
- Dak Prescott = the king in the keep. Not the most feared ruler in the kingdom, but experienced enough to keep everything running.
- Bijan Robinson = the castle’s massive outer wall. Everything is built around him, and he’s the foundation of the entire defense and offense.
- D’Andre Swift = the cavalry. Fast, versatile, and capable of breaking through enemy lines when given space.
- Tetairoa McMillan = the towering watchtower. Huge presence with the potential to see and impact everything happening on the battlefield.
- Parker Washington = the young archer. Not the centerpiece of the army, but capable of surprising opponents when called upon.
- Brock Bowers = the castle’s elite knight. Rare combination of size, skill, and versatility that can change a battle on his own.
- Aaron Jones Sr. = the veteran commander. Older than some of the younger warriors, but still capable of leading successful campaigns.
- Eagles D/ST = the moat and defensive fortifications.
- The entire roster = built around strong foundations, elite centerpiece talent, and future potential.
Personality of the object:
Strong. Resilient. Difficult to attack. It may not overwhelm opponents with endless weapons or breakneck speed, but it has a few elite pieces that force everyone else to go through them first.
Fantasy Team Object Rating: 🏰 Fortified Medieval Castle
- Ceiling: Championship contender
- Style: Built around elite cornerstone assets
- Strength: Bijan + Bowers gives you two premium positional advantages
- Weakness: WR room depends heavily on young players developing and A.J. Brown returning to full strength
Honestly, if this roster were an object sitting on a hill, it’d be a massive stone castle with unfinished expansion projects inside the walls. The foundation is already impressive with Bijan and Bowers, but whether it becomes a legendary kingdom depends on how much Tetairoa McMillan, Parker Washington, and the younger bench pieces grow over the course of the season.
4. Life Begins at Concepcion – Reed Pike
Record: 1-1 / PF: 273 / W3 Matchup: Preston Karr
“If this fantasy team was an inanimate object, what would it be?”
This team feels like a Monster Truck.
- Josh Allen = the engine. Loud, powerful, and capable of carrying the entire vehicle over obstacles by himself.
- Jahmyr Gibbs = the supercharger. Gives the truck ridiculous acceleration and explosive playmaking ability.
- Jadarian Price = the experimental upgrade kit. Not fully proven yet, but the upside could make the whole machine faster.
- George Pickens = the oversized tires. Massive play potential that can crush opponents, but occasionally bounces unpredictably.
- Matthew Golden = the custom suspension. Young, flashy, and built for speed.
- Dalton Kincaid = the reinforced chassis. Doesn’t always get the attention, but keeps the vehicle stable.
- DJ Moore = the nitrous button. Reliable enough every week but capable of a sudden burst that changes everything.
- Ravens D/ST = the steel roll cage.
- The entire roster = built around raw horsepower and explosive upside.
Personality of the object:
Aggressive. Unpredictable. Entertaining. This isn’t a precision machine and it isn’t built for elegance. It’s built to jump over cars, throw mud everywhere, and win through overwhelming athleticism.
Unlike the aircraft carrier team that wins through depth, this roster is trying to overwhelm you with a few massive impact players.
Fantasy Team Object Rating: 🚛 Monster Truck
- Ceiling: League-winning
- Style: Explosive and aggressive
- Strength: Josh Allen and Gibbs can single-handedly win matchups
- Weakness: Relies heavily on young WRs and volatile boom-or-bust players developing consistently
Honestly, if this roster were an object sitting in a stadium parking lot, it’d be a 40-inch lifted monster truck with flames painted on the side and an oversized engine sticking through the hood. It might not be the most refined machine in the league, but when Allen, Gibbs, Pickens, and Moore all hit at the same time, it can run straight over almost anybody.
5. Four Guys Burgers and Fries – Jared Reiss
Record: 2-0 / PF: 235 / W3 Matchup: Dak Lives Matter
“If this fantasy team was an inanimate object, what would it be?”
This team feels like a master-crafted Swiss watch.
- Bryce Young = the watch movement. Small, intricate, and if everything develops correctly, capable of running the entire machine.
- James Cook = the mainspring. Reliable energy source that keeps everything moving week after week.
- Chase Brown = the gears. Efficient, productive, and quietly essential to the watch’s operation.
- Chris Olave = the sapphire crystal. Clean, polished, and one of the most valuable pieces on the entire build.
- Ladd McConkey = the precision hands. Consistent, detailed, and always contributing.
- George Kittle = the tourbillon. Unique craftsmanship that separates this watch from ordinary models.
- Luther Burden III = the experimental complication. High-end upside that could dramatically increase the value of the whole timepiece.
- Texans D/ST = the protective casing.
- The entire roster = built around efficiency, precision, and maximizing value from every piece.
Personality of the object:
Smooth. Precise. Understated. This roster isn’t built to overwhelm opponents with brute force. It’s built to quietly outscore them through efficiency, consistency, and a collection of talented pieces that fit together perfectly.
Unlike the monster truck team that wins through horsepower or the aircraft carrier team that wins through depth, this roster wins through timing, balance, and efficiency.
Fantasy Team Object Rating: ⌚ Swiss Luxury Watch
- Ceiling: Championship contender
- Style: Precision and efficiency
- Strength: Excellent balance across the roster with very few weak spots
- Weakness: No singular “nuclear weapon” player outside of Olave/Kittle who can regularly put up league-breaking scores
Honestly, if this roster were an object sitting in a display case, it’d be a $50,000 Rolex or Patek Philippe. At first glance it doesn’t look as intimidating as a fighter jet or aircraft carrier, but the more closely you inspect it, the more you realize how much value, craftsmanship, and hidden upside is packed into every component.
6. Griddy Griddy Bang Bang – Preston Karr
Record: 2-0 / PF: 235 / W3 Matchup: Reed Pike
“If this fantasy team was an inanimate object, what would it be?”
This team feels like a Formula 1 race car.
- Jalen Hurts = the engine. Elite, powerful, and capable of winning races almost by himself.
- Justin Jefferson = the aerodynamic package. The most polished and dominant component on the entire machine.
- Garrett Wilson = the rear wing. Dynamic, explosive, and capable of turning good performances into great ones.
- Quinshon Judkins = the next-generation power unit. Young, highly touted, and expected to become a major piece of the machine.
- Omarion Hampton = the upgraded suspension. Adding speed and stability with massive upside.
- Sam LaPorta = the gearbox. Smooth, reliable, and one of the best at his position.
- Xavier Worthy = the DRS system. One button and suddenly he’s flying by the competition with game-breaking speed.
- Seahawks D/ST = the carbon fiber chassis.
- The entire roster = built around elite top-end talent, speed, and championship upside.
Personality of the object:
Fast. Aggressive. Built to win. This isn’t a roster trying to survive the season. It’s a roster trying to dominate it. When everything is operating correctly, it can put up points faster than almost any team in the league.
Most fantasy teams are hoping to find one or two elite assets.
This roster already has several and still has future stars developing underneath.
Fantasy Team Object Rating: 🏎️ Formula 1 Car
- Ceiling: League favorite
- Style: High-speed domination
- Strength: Elite top-end talent at QB, WR, and TE
- Weakness: RB room is loaded with potential but depends on young players fully breaking out
Honestly, if this roster were an object sitting on a track, it’d be a Red Bull Formula 1 car on pole position. It has a proven championship-caliber engine in Hurts, arguably the best receiver in fantasy in Jefferson, premium weapons throughout the lineup, and enough young talent in Judkins, Hampton, Worthy, and Harrison Jr. to get even faster as the season goes on.
7. Dave’s Washington Commandeses – Dave Carney
Record: 1-1 / PF: 234 / W3 Matchup: Evan Tooley
“If this fantasy team was an inanimate object, what would it be?”
This team feels like a Diesel Locomotive.
Why?
- Brock Purdy = the conductor. Not the flashiest part of the train, but he keeps the entire operation running on schedule.
- Derrick Henry = the engine. Massive, powerful, and capable of dragging the entire train uphill by himself.
- Cam Skattebo = the coal hopper. Tough, physical, and built to keep feeding power into the machine.
- CeeDee Lamb = the locomotive’s headlight. The centerpiece everyone sees coming from miles away.
- Jameson Williams = the express rail line. One second he’s quiet, the next he’s 80 yards down the track.
- Tucker Kraft = the coupling system. Doesn’t get much attention, but connects everything together.
- Kenny Gainwell = the utility car. Not the star of the train, but serves an important purpose when called upon.
- 49ers D/ST = the steel frame.
- The entire roster = built around power, momentum, and explosive downfield plays.
Personality of the object:
Heavy. Relentless. Difficult to stop once it gets moving. This roster isn’t about fancy engineering or precision timing. It’s about building up momentum and running straight through whatever gets in its way.
Unlike the Formula 1 team that wins through speed or the Swiss watch team that wins through precision, this roster wins by building momentum and forcing opponents to absorb hit after hit.
Fantasy Team Object Rating: 🚂 Diesel Freight Locomotive
- Ceiling: Championship contender
- Style: Power and momentum
- Strength: Elite cornerstone players in Henry and Lamb plus explosive weekly upside from Jameson Williams
- Weakness: TE/FLEX depth is thinner than some of the other rosters, and several breakout candidates still need to fully emerge
Honestly, if this roster were an object sitting in a rail yard, it’d be a 100-car freight train with a massive diesel engine pulling from the front. It may not accelerate as quickly as the Formula 1 car or strike as precisely as the F-22, but once Henry, Lamb, and Jameson get rolling, it becomes incredibly difficult to stand in front of.
The funny thing is this locomotive team might be the one nobody wants to play in December. Henry and Lamb feel exactly like the kind of stars that can turn a good team into an unstoppable train once the fantasy playoffs arrive.
8. Rice to Remain Silent – Jake Odenweller
Record: 0-2 / PF: 220 / W3 Matchup: Drake Olson
“If this fantasy team was an inanimate object, what would it be?”
This team feels like a Luxury Armored Train.
- Patrick Mahomes = the locomotive engine. The crown jewel of the entire operation and capable of carrying the train through almost any situation.
- Christian McCaffrey = the fuel system. When healthy and operating at full capacity, the entire train becomes nearly unstoppable.
- Jaylen Warren = the support engine. Not the centerpiece, but capable of keeping the train moving efficiently.
- Rashee Rice = the high-speed passenger car. Dynamic, explosive, and directly connected to the locomotive.
- Terry McLaurin = the first-class cabin. Reliable, polished, and consistently delivers value.
- Trey McBride = the armored command car. One of the strongest and most dependable components on the roster.
- Bucky Irving = the upgraded diesel booster. Young, powerful, and capable of becoming a major force behind the train.
- Chiefs D/ST = the reinforced steel plating.
- The entire roster = built around elite leadership, proven star power, and multiple avenues for sustained production.
Personality of the object:
Powerful. Expensive. Proven. This isn’t a roster built on hype or projections. It’s built around established stars who have already demonstrated they can win championships. When this machine is healthy, it feels inevitable.
Unlike the Formula 1 team that wins through pure speed or the Aircraft Carrier team that wins through overwhelming depth, this roster wins through a combination of star power, proven production, and battle-tested leadership.
Fantasy Team Object Rating: 🚆 Luxury Armored Train
- Ceiling: League favorite
- Style: Proven championship firepower
- Strength: Mahomes, McCaffrey, and McBride provide elite weekly advantages
- Weakness: The roster’s fortunes are heavily tied to McCaffrey’s health and continued elite production
Honestly, if this roster were an object sitting at a station, it’d be a royal armored train with gold trim, bulletproof steel, and a massive engine up front. Everyone notices the Mahomes locomotive immediately, but the real danger is discovering that McCaffrey, McBride, Rice, McLaurin, Bucky Irving, Brian Thomas Jr., and Goff are all riding behind it.
9. Charlie’s Jacksoffs – Drake Olson
Record: 0-2 / PF: 235 / W3 Matchup: Jake Odenweller
“If this fantasy team was an inanimate object, what would it be?”
This team feels like a Battle Axe.
- Lamar Jackson = the axe head. The most dangerous part of the weapon and capable of ending a fight almost single-handedly.
- Ja’Marr Chase = the sharpened blade. Elite, lethal, and capable of delivering devastating damage with a single swing.
- David Montgomery = the reinforced steel core. Durable, dependable, and built for repeated impact.
- Javonte Williams = the wooden handle. Not the flashiest piece, but critical to how effectively the weapon performs.
- Mike Evans = the ancient runes carved into the blade. Proven, reliable, and somehow still deadly after years of battle.
- Dalton Schultz = the leather grip. Underappreciated, but keeps everything stable and functional.
- Jalen Coker = the newly forged edge. Raw talent that could become a major part of the weapon’s future.
- Giants D/ST = the protective scabbard.
- The entire roster = built around two incredibly dangerous centerpiece players and a collection of veterans who know how to win battles.
Personality of the object:
Violent. Direct. Intimidating. This roster isn’t trying to outsmart opponents or overwhelm them with depth. It’s trying to land a few massive blows and end the matchup quickly.
Unlike the Formula 1 team that wins through precision engineering or the Aircraft Carrier team that wins through endless weapon systems, this roster wins through elite star power at the top.
Fantasy Team Object Rating: 🪓 Battle Axe
- Ceiling: Championship contender
- Style: Heavy-hitting star power
- Strength: Lamar Jackson and Ja’Marr Chase can combine for matchup-breaking performances
- Weakness: Depth is thinner than some of the other rosters, and the RB room relies heavily on stability rather than explosive upside
Honestly, if this roster were an object hanging in an armory, it’d be a massive double-bladed battle axe forged for a king’s champion. Everyone notices Lamar and Chase immediately, and they should. The rest of the roster doesn’t need to be flashy if those two are landing critical hits every week.
This is the first roster you’ve shown that feels less like a machine and more like a weapon. If Lamar and Chase go nuclear during fantasy playoffs, this thing isn’t winning with finesse… it’s winning by chopping straight through the bracket.
10. Bust Down AP – Andrew Arney
Record: 0-2 / PF: 187 / W3 Matchup: Quin Davis
“If this fantasy team was an inanimate object, what would it be?”
This team feels like a Classic Muscle Car.
- Kyler Murray = the driver. Quick, creative, and capable of making something happen when the play breaks down.
- Jonathan Taylor = the V8 engine. Raw power that’s been proven to dominate when it’s running at peak performance.
- Rhamondre Stevenson = the transmission. Not glamorous, but vital to keeping the entire machine moving.
- Drake London = the polished bodywork. Big, smooth, and built to attract attention.
- Malik Nabers = the supercharger. Young, explosive, and capable of taking the whole car to another level.
- Mark Andrews = the reinforced frame. A proven veteran component that’s been part of winning builds before.
- Jaylen Waddle = the nitrous system. One press of the button and suddenly the car is flying down the track.
- Patriots D/ST = the roll cage.
- The entire roster = built around a combination of proven horsepower and exciting young speed.
Personality of the object:
Loud. Powerful. A little old-school. This roster isn’t built with futuristic technology or experimental parts. It’s built around proven stars who have shown they can win, combined with a few young upgrades capable of turning a good machine into a great one.
What makes this roster interesting is its depth.
Most teams rely heavily on a few stars.
This roster has:
- A proven RB1 in Taylor
- A potential superstar in Nabers
- Two strong WRs in London and Waddle
- An elite TE when healthy in Andrews
- Multiple starter-caliber players on the bench
Fantasy Team Object Rating: 🏁 Classic Muscle Car
- Ceiling: Championship contender
- Style: Power and speed
- Strength: Elite RB/WR core with excellent veteran depth
- Weakness: Several key players have dealt with injuries or inconsistency in recent seasons
Honestly, if this roster were an object sitting in a garage, it’d be a 1969 Dodge Charger with a rebuilt engine, a modern supercharger, and racing tires. It has old-school muscle from Jonathan Taylor and Mark Andrews, modern explosiveness from Malik Nabers and Waddle, and enough depth under the hood to keep running all season.
This one has the strongest “don’t count me out” vibes of any roster you’ve shown. It may not have the overwhelming star power of the Formula 1 team, but if Taylor, Nabers, London, and Andrews all hit their ceilings at the same time, this muscle car can absolutely win the race.
11. GET ON ALL 4’s AND BARK – Evan Tooley
Record: 0-2 / PF: 172 / W3 Matchup: Dave Carney
“If this fantasy team was an inanimate object, what would it be?”
This team feels like a High-Performance Speedboat.
- C.J. Stroud = the captain. Smart, composed, and capable of steering the entire vessel efficiently through rough waters.
- Saquon Barkley = the twin outboard engine. The primary source of power and capable of launching the boat forward with explosive acceleration.
- Chuba Hubbard = the fuel tank. Not flashy, but quietly keeping the machine moving week after week.
- Emeka Egbuka = the cutting-edge navigation system. Young, exciting, and packed with upside for future voyages.
- Davante Adams = the polished fiberglass hull. Proven, reliable, and built to perform in every condition.
- Travis Kelce = the luxury cockpit. A veteran centerpiece that elevates the entire experience.
- De’Von Achane = the turbo boost. One second you’re cruising, the next you’re flying across the water at dangerous speeds.
- Vikings D/ST = the reinforced keel.
- The entire roster = built around speed, explosiveness, and veteran leadership.
Personality of the object:
Fast. Smooth. Dangerous. This roster isn’t trying to overpower opponents through sheer size. It’s designed to strike quickly, create huge plays, and leave other teams wondering what just happened.
What makes this roster unique is the combination of veteran stars and explosive playmakers.
Fantasy Team Object Rating: 🚤 High-Performance Speedboat
- Ceiling: Championship contender
- Style: Explosive speed and big-play upside
- Strength: Barkley and Achane can create matchup-winning weeks by themselves
- Weakness: Relies on a few aging stars (Adams, Kelce) maintaining elite production
Honestly, if this roster were an object sitting at a marina, it’d be a 40-foot offshore racing boat with twin 1,000-horsepower engines. It has veteran craftsmanship, elite speed, and just enough young talent under the hood that it could become one of the fastest boats on the water by playoff season.
This speedboat team gives off major “don’t blink or you’ll miss it” energy. If Barkley, Achane, and Adams all hit in the same week, this thing can put up points so fast it feels like it skipped half the racecourse.
12. Hakuna Nacua – Dillon Reisinger
Record: 0-2 / PF: 171 / W3 Matchup: Lance Taylor
“If this fantasy team was an inanimate object, what would it be?”
This team feels like a Pirate Galleon.
- Trevor Lawrence = the captain. Still trying to prove he belongs among the legendary captains, but he has the talent to lead a great voyage.
- Kyren Williams = the main mast. Everything is built around him, and if he stands tall, the entire ship moves efficiently.
- Bhayshul Tuten = the new deck gun. Untested compared to the veterans, but packed with upside if it hits.
- Puka Nacua = the black flag flying above the ship. Everyone sees it coming and knows trouble is on the horizon.
- Nico Collins = the broadside cannons. Powerful, explosive, and capable of sinking opponents in a single volley.
- Darren Waller = the seasoned navigator. Experienced, skilled, and capable of finding value where others can’t.
- Kyle Monangai = the cargo hold. Potentially valuable supplies that could become increasingly important during a long journey.
- Steelers D/ST = the reinforced hull.
- The entire roster = built around a few elite weapons, a dangerous crew, and the ability to strike unexpectedly.
Personality of the object:
Dangerous. Opportunistic. High-risk, high-reward. This roster isn’t the biggest warship in the fleet, but it’s exactly the type of team that can ambush a stronger opponent and steal a victory when nobody expects it.
What makes this roster unique is that it feels more dangerous than it first appears.
At a glance:
- Lawrence isn’t elite.
- Waller carries risk.
- Several young RBs are unproven.
But then you notice:
- Kyren Williams
- Puka Nacua
- Nico Collins
- DK Metcalf
Suddenly that ship is carrying a lot more firepower than expected.
Fantasy Team Object Rating: ☠️ Pirate Galleon
- Ceiling: Championship contender
- Style: Ambush offense
- Strength: Elite WR firepower and a strong RB anchor in Kyren Williams
- Weakness: QB and TE stability could determine whether this ship reaches treasure or hits the rocks
Honestly, if this roster were an object sitting in a harbor, it’d be a black pirate galleon loaded with cannons and stolen treasure. It isn’t as polished as the Formula 1 car or as overwhelming as the Aircraft Carrier, but it’s exactly the kind of vessel that sneaks up on a powerhouse team in the fantasy playoffs and sends it to the bottom of the ocean.
The vibe of this team is simple:
The Formula 1 car wants to beat you. The Aircraft Carrier wants to overwhelm you. The Pirate Galleon wants to rob you of a championship you thought was already yours.
FINAL TEAM OBJECT RANKINGS:
- 🏎️ Formula 1 Car – Preston Karr
- 🚆 Luxury Armored Train – Jake Odenweller
- ✈️ F-22 Raptor – Quin Davis
- 🚢 Nuclear Aircraft Carrier – Lance Taylor
- ☠️ Pirate Galleon – Dillon Reisinger
- 🚤 High-Performance Speedboat – Evan Tooley
- 🏁 Classic Muscle Car – Andrew Arney
- 🪓 Battle Axe – Drake Olson
- 🚂 Diesel Freight Locomotive – Dave Carney
- ⌚ Swiss Luxury Watch – Jared Reiss
- 🚛 Monster Truck – Reed Pike
- 🏰 Medieval Castle – Giovanni Franzese
Cheers,
Commish