Double Digits boys! Week 10 is here – remember to savor every moment of this wonderful game called football, even when your team is down 70 points by 4pm on Sunday. The official “honeypot” of the week for last week was non other than Tyler Allgeier! He backed up a 36 point week 8 with a 6 point week 9 – gross! Time for some rankings:
We have an extremely tight race for the top 2 seeds, the last team into the playoffs, and last place (which comes with a fish!) 3-4 teams are all but locked into the playoffs, and teams like JR, Dave, Evan, Jake, Preston, and Dillon are fighting for their lives. With only 5 weeks left in the regular season there are sure to be a lot of moves in the standings, and almost everyone is still in play for something (even if it’s a fish).
1. Dak Lives Matter – Giovanni Franzese
Record: 7-2 / PF: 1127 / W10 Opponent: Dillon Reisinger
Honeypot Player of the Year: AJ Brown
2. Life Begins at Concepcion – Reed Pike
Record: 6-3 / PF: 1117 / W10 Opponent: Jake Odenweller
Honeypot Player of the Year: George Pickens
3. Smack ’em and Sack ’em – Lance Taylor
Record: 7-2 / PF: 1186 / W10 Opponent: Quin Davis
Honeypot Player of the Year: Ashton Jeanty
4. Shough My Caulk – Quin Davis
Record: 7-2 / PF: 1170 / W10 Opponent: Lance Taylor
Honeypot Player of the Year: Jeremiyah Love
5. Drakes Tortas – Evan Tooley
Record: 4-5 / PF: 949 / W10 Opponent: Drake Olson
Honeypot Player of the Year: Emeka Egbuka
6. Four Guys Burgers and Fries – Jared Reiss
Record: 5-4 / PF: 1007 / W10 Opponent: Preston Karr
Honeypot Player of the Year: Chase Brown
7. Dave’s Washington Commandeses – Dave Carney
Record: 5-4 / PF: 1013 / W10 Opponent: Andrew Arney
Honeypot Player of the Year: Cam Skattebo
8. Rice to Remain Silent – Jake Odenweller
Record: 3-6 / PF: 1093 / W10 Opponent: Reed Pike
Honeypot Player of the Year: Bucky Irving (tricked into trading him)
9. Hakuna Nacua – Dillon Reisinger
Record: 3-6 / PF: 998 / W10 Opponent: Giovanni Franzese
Honeypot Player of the Year: Rico Dowdle
10. Charlie’s Jacksoffs – Drake Olson
Record: 2-7 / PF: 985 / W10 Opponent: Evan Tooley
Honeypot Player of the Year: David Montgomery/Travis Etienne (hard to pick just 1)
11. Bust Down AP – Andrew Arney
Record: 2-7 / PF: 879 / W10 Opponent: Dave Carney
Honeypot Player of the Year: Jaylen Waddle/Kyler Murray (same as above)
12. Griddy Griddy Bang Bang – Preston Karr
Record: 3-6 / PF: 881 / W10 Opponent: Jared Reiss
Honeypot Player of the Year: Omarion Hampton
Cheers,
Commish